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Post by wishing she still remembers... on Sept 15, 2007 18:49:22 GMT 7
A STRANGER was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane, when the stranger turned to Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?" "OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" "Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea." "Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
hahah!^_^
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Post by xxsikretoxx on Sept 16, 2007 13:14:25 GMT 7
hReS MiNe!!
MgA LaSa nG GatAs Ng BaBAe:
DaLAGIta: FrEsH MiLk
DalAgA: PasTeUrIzEd
BaGong KaSal: SkImMed
MaTagAl Ng KasAl: YoGuRt
MatAnDAnG DalAga: TaHo
LOLA: TOKWA!!
haha...eeeeeeewwwwwwww!!^^
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Post by wishing she still remembers... on Sept 16, 2007 18:57:26 GMT 7
(barfing) haha!
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Post by xxsikretoxx on Sept 16, 2007 19:25:21 GMT 7
HEHE..... Ill never eat TOFU again!! EEWWW
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Post by PaEnGeRtS on Nov 13, 2007 15:57:08 GMT 7
Amo: Inday ano bang ginagamit mo sa katawan mo at ang kinis mo? Siguro gumagamit ka ng papayo, o baka naman kalamansi?! Inday: No! "ONLY BELO TOUCHES MY SKIN, WHO TOUCHES YOURS?"
Wow, ang banat!
------------------------------- There are tulips in the street, there are tulips in the park, but nothing compares to our two lips meeting in the dark.. --pamatay lines ni Dodong kay Inday. üüü
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