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Post by PaEnGeRtS on Jul 18, 2007 14:52:28 GMT 7
May tatlong universities, namely UP, Ateneo at La Salle, in one room, na may salaming malaki na kaharap nilang tatlo. Everytime na magsisinungaling sila, kakainin sila ng salamin. Anyway..
UP : I think.... I'm stupid..
--So kinain siya.
Ateneo : O think.... I'm poor..
--So kinain siya.
La Salle : I think....
--So kinain siya.
Wahahahaha!! Gets niyo?! Wala akong pinatatamaan.. Joke lang!!
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Post by wishing she still remembers... on Jul 18, 2007 15:35:24 GMT 7
there was a filipino eating bread w/ jam wd an american eating a bubble gum...
the american asked the filipino "do you Filipinos throw away the peels when you eat fruits???"
the filipino answered:"Yes" the american said:"we don't, in the states we gather them, turn them into jam and sell it to the filipinos.."
then the filipino asked the american:" do you americans throw your condoms after using it???" the american answered" Of course!!!" the filipino then said:"we don't, we melt them down, turn them into bubble gum and sell it to the americans..."
LOL...HAHAHAHA!!!
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Post by PaEnGeRtS on Jul 18, 2007 16:18:46 GMT 7
nyahahaha! eew!
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Post by mayukichan on Jul 18, 2007 17:39:12 GMT 7
Famous Lines
"Pinapaikot mo lang ako. Nagsasawa na ako. Mabuti pang patayin mo na lang ako!" -Electric Fan "Hindi lahat ng walang salawal ay bastos" -Winnie the Pooh "Alam mo ba wala akong ibang hinangad kundi ang mapalapit sa iyo. Pero patuloy ang pag-iwas mo!" -Ipis "Hala! Sige magpakasawa ka! Alam ko namang katawan ko alng ang habol mo." -Hipon "Ayoko na! Pag nagmamahal ako lagi na lang maraming tao ang naggagalit! Wala ba akong karapatang magmahal!?" -Gasolina "Hindi lahat ng green ay masustansya." -Plema "Hindi ko hinahangad na ipagmalaki mo na ako'y sayo. Ayoko lang naman na sa harap ng maraming tao ganun mo na lang ako itanggi." -Utot "Sawang-sawa na ako palagi nalang akong pinagpapasa-pasahan, pagod na pagod na ako." -Bola "You never know what you have till you lose it, And once you lose it, you can never get it back." -Snatcher "Hindi lahat ng pink, KIKAY!" -Majin Boo "Ginawa ko naman lahat para sumaya ka mahirap ba talagang makontento sa isa? Bakit palipat-lipat ka?" -TV "Hindi lahat ng maasim may Vitamin C." -Kili-kili "Sige, batihin mo ako....Sigeee....BATEEEEE!!!!!" -Omelette "Pilitin mo man na alisin ako sa buhay mo, babalik at babalik ako!" -Libag "Anong kasalanan ko sa'yo, iniwan mo na akong duguan....." -Sanitary Napkin "Wag mo na akong bilugin...!" -Kulangot "Paano tayo makakabuo kung hindi ako papatong sa iyo?" -Lego "Ano bang buhay to! Itlog, itlog! Araw-araw na lang, itlog!" -Brief "Wala naman akong ginawa sa kanya! Hindi na ako gumalaw dito. Ako na nga yung natapakan, siya pa yung galit...." -Tae "Sige kalimutan mo ako para malaman ng iba ang baho mo!" -Deodorant "Hindi lahat ng dugo pwedeng i-donate." -Regla "Hindi lahat ng hinog, matamis." -Pigsa
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Post by mayukichan on Jul 18, 2007 17:41:25 GMT 7
Melanie Marquez's famous lines and bloopers Reference: One Philippines Nov. 15-30, 2006 Issue
Famous Quotes
"I won't stoop down to my level." "Hello? Bulag ka ba? Bingi ka ba? Are you dep?" "Yung STD, baka sa maruming toilet lang yan." "Eh, ikaw ba naman, durugin ang ari mo...pag di ka naman manutok ng baril." "We are lovers, not fighters." "My brother is not a girl; he's a gentleman." "That's why I'm a success, it's because I don't middle other people's lives." "Kapatid ko pa rin siya. We are one and the same." "Bakit ang dami mong tanong? You're so questionable." "Sumasakit ang migraine ko." "Ang tatay ko ang only living legend na buhay!"
Famous Lines and Bloopers
During her acceptance speech at a Metro Filmfest awards night where her bioflick, directed by her late father Temyong Marquez, won an award: "Eto na po ang pinakamaligayang pasko at manigong bagong taon sa inyong lahat." ----- When asked on TV if her present husband, Adam Laywer, is her Mr. Right: "Period na talaga; wala nang exclamation point." ----- At a talk show after her break-up with Derek Dee, Melanie was asked if she had some words for Derek's mother, whom she partly blamed for the separation. "Oo nga," said Melanie, "pero i-English-in ko para mainitindihan niya," She looked into the camera and, with all the scorn of royalty, said, "And to you, Mrs. Dee, I have two words for you. Ang labo mo!" ----- When asked for a message to her daughter who was allegidly abused by their houseboy: "Don't worry little angel, big angel is here." On what they should do to the houseboy who molested her kid: "he should be put behind bar!" ----- "You can fool me once, you can even fool me twice, you can even fool me thrice. But you can never fool me four!" ----- While watching backstage during a noontime show, after watching Nikki Valdez do her dance number: "Nikki, you're so galing. You should go to the States. You will sell hotcakes!" ----- Ate Luds: Paano ka nag-susurvive sa mga trials mo? Melanie: Alam mo Ate Ludz, you know, when you are alone, you really have to i-step your foot...ah, forward! ----- Eddie Mercado: Angie thingyinson has insured her legs for a million dollars, would you also do the same? Melanie: No, of course no, because I am proud and contented with my long-legged.
With this answer, she bagged the crown and eventually won the miss International in 1978. ----- While promoting her movie with Aleck Bovick, at Kris Aquino and Korina Sanchez's old morning show: "Please watch Hiram starring Aleck Baldwin, and myself. It's director by Romy Suzara." ----- On her Kris Aquino's scandalous revelations about her brother Joey Marquez: "Hindi ba kayo naawa sa kapatid ko...sa mga kwento niya? Di ba kayo na-persuave ng mga kinuwento niya?
"Hindi si Joey ang tipong mambubugbog ng babae...talaga lang malapit siya sa mga gulo...pro-accident siya kasi eh..." ----- Boy Abunda: O, Melanie, paano na ang showbiz career mo ngayong nagmo-mormon ka na? Melanie: Ah okay lang Boy, kasi matagal na rin akong semi-retarded.
kulang pa ng isa: "Don;t judge my brother, he is not a book!"
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Post by Ziggy Stardust on Jul 18, 2007 18:13:15 GMT 7
LOL I'll pay you guys with our future currency... Peso will be called Manny...
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Post by PaEnGeRtS on Jul 18, 2007 19:00:30 GMT 7
Wow.. Buti nasimulan ko tong thread! Nyahaha!
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Post by wishing she still remembers... on Jul 18, 2007 19:15:51 GMT 7
dami nun ah....
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Post by Akothegreat on Jul 20, 2007 8:14:07 GMT 7
astig yung kay manny hahahaha ;D ;D
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Post by wishing she still remembers... on Jul 20, 2007 17:17:54 GMT 7
amf...di ako gagamit ng limang piso pgnagkaganun...hahaha!!!
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Post by ~sophisticated DUH~ on Jul 20, 2007 17:27:18 GMT 7
wahahahhaha ansya naman nun tawa ako ng tawa parang baliw lng..hahha PT hahaha:)
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Post by wishing she still remembers... on Jul 20, 2007 17:39:40 GMT 7
anu ba ung PT na un???
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Post by mayukichan on Jul 22, 2007 20:59:44 GMT 7
'parang tanga' hehe!~ LOL
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Post by `Hatred`SoulClaimer~ on Jul 23, 2007 9:44:58 GMT 7
HAHAHA~!
ANG SAYA NMN NG THREAD NA E2~
^^
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Post by Ziggy Stardust on Jul 23, 2007 18:42:05 GMT 7
Son of the Michelin Mascot.
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